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The Elephant Vanishes by Haruki Murakami

With the same deadpan mania and genius for dislocation that he brought to his internationally acclaimed novels A Wild Sheep Chase and Hard-Boiled Wonderland and the End of the World, Haruki Murakami makes this collection of stories a determined assault on the normal. A man sees his favorite elephant vanish into thin air; a newlywed couple suffers attacks of hunger that drive them to hold up a McDonalds in the middle of the night; and a young woman discovers that she has become irresistible to a little green monster who burrows up through her backyard.

By turns haunting and hilarious, The Elephant Vanishes is further proof of Murakamis ability to cross the border between separate realities -- and to come back bearing treasure.
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The management of the Asian elephant is quite anomalous in the conservation world, with circumstances quite bizarre compared to other large mammals. Elephas maximus Linn.

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  1. Have you ever wondered what it would be like to run wild and free through true African wilderness?

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  3. Call a girl beautiful 1, times and she'll never notice. Call a girl fat once and she'll never forget it. That's because elephants never forget. comments. share.

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